On Friday Nov. 6th I was asked by BayArea.com to attend the San Francisco Vintners Reserve and write about my evening. As I no longer own that write up, I can’t legally post my own words here. So instead, I give you a collection of the best words spoken by others that night:
“Look, I think she’s having a winegasm, she can’t even stand!... Wait. Nevermind. She’s just drunk.” “Why don’t you go get a drink for the lady while we finish up some paperwork?” -Time share salesman to man, after noticing him flashing skeptical looks at his girlfriend. “This wine is classic, not slutty. Just like me.” “Sometimes you just don’t want to open a $100 bottle of wine on a Tuesday night” “They’re being so stingy on the pour. It’s like they’re spitting on me!” “These grapes come from a secret region known only to vintners.” “Where’s that?’ “Atlas Peak.” “Let’s grab an Uber so we can get home and eat some cheese while our mouths still taste like wine. One other thing worth mentioning: The company First Aid Shot Therapy was passing out single shots of their liquid hangover remedy. Out of necessity, I tested them the next morning. And though they aren’t a cure all, they make a real difference. I found they worked best with a bacon sandwich and mimosa. Check it out in the link below:
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